While driving by rows of garbage cans lining the road on garbage day, J sighed.  “I can’t wait to hit a gross-purt so I can take out the gross trash.” 

“What?”  I asked.  “You mean a growth spurt, when you grow really fast?” 

“No,” he said. “A GROSS-PURT.  It means I can be strong enough to take out lots of gross, stinky trash.  That’s what Rick told me.”