I went to pick Agent J up from his lessons this morning, and he quickly disappeared in the backroom with his friend, E.  When I walked into the room the folding couch burst open and Agent J popped out wearing a fluffy pink princess dress.  “Surprise!!!!” he shouted.  “You didn’t expect this, did you?”

I snorted.  “No, I didn’t expect this.  You look quite lovely, Princess J.”

“Thanks.  I like dresses because you can jump off the roof and they turn into parachutes.  I think I’ll jump out of a C-17 [editor’s note: yes, he knows what a C-17 is] on my birthday in a princess dress and surprise everyone.”